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plastic water bottles and the commodification of a natural resource necessary for survival is one of the worst things to happen under capitalism. companies like nestle will literally make consumers in areas with unsafe water reliant on their bottled water, which makes them big profits.

coca cola is known for polluting and making people reliant as well—this is even worse, because obviously coca cola isn’t healthy to drink all the time.

plastic pollution is getting out of control and capitalism encourages it.

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capitalist ideology also paints all of this is natural, when there’s actually a timeline.

plastic bottled drinks didn’t become popular until the 1970s. the 70s! and the first PET bottle (which we use today) was made a few years later. they’re not even old!

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meme songs that are objectively good

  • sound of silence
  • tota africa
  • flamingo (the kero kero bonito song)
  • anything by lemon demon
  • any songs by queen that are considered memes
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how could i forget hooked on a feeling and numa numa you guys are so right. 

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also rasputin and september by earth wind and fire

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CARELESS WHISPER

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Country road is an unironically great song too let’s be real

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self-harm is (but not limited to):

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• making yourself sleep deprived
• making yourself cold (not wearing warm clothes in the winter, sleeping without a blanket etc)
• not eating
• not drinking
• eating too much
• not looking before crossing the street
• scratching
• letting your skin be dry & break easily
• picking at skin
• over-exercising
• substance abuse
• over-working yourself
• making yourself go out and do things even though you’re exhausted
• putting yourself in anxiety-inducing situations (even if you have a choice to stay out of them)
• triggering yourself
• purposefully angering someone who you know will yell at you
• entering relationships you don’t want to be in/being around people you don’t want to be around
• having sex when you don’t want to
• setting yourself punishments
• not giving yourself time
• not letting yourself spend time with the people you love & know will be good to you

stop assuming that self-harm is visible and easy to notice.

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YES

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so this kid he used to bully me in middle school before i got tough, well this is kind of a funny story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest
sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt bring my glasses but im going through the house because she told me to make myself at home and i see a family photo and im just like he looks really familiar but i cant make out shit. and so she and i start talking and shes like yeah i have a son your age actually and im just like wait… and she was like you’ll meet him later when we go to the car show, and im just like fuckin wait.. and we get to the car show and its me and her we’re holding hands being friendly and shes like and heres my son. and i shit u not this is the same dude who used to fucking bully me in middle school and he starts fucking crying because he didnt know his mom was lesbian and i was just like hey its been a while, but im getting fucked by your mom.

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Taking the midnight train

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  1. Keep an eye out for ghost trains. They pull in more often than you think.
  2. If you hear the flute signal once, enter. If you hear it twice, enter at your own risk. If you hear it three times, run. 
  3. The train does not always enjoy carrying human passengers. 
  4. Make sure to never carry peanut butter in your luggage.
  5. Never wear matching socks.
  6. If a man in an oversized brown coat sits next to you and asks you for the time, tell him it is nine o'clock. He will go away. Eventually. 
  7. Do not eat any food offered to you. 
  8. Do not use the bathrooms between 00:06 and 00:26. 
  9. When you hear the railroad crossing bells, spirits are entering the train. They are passengers just like you.
  10. Always keep your ticket in your right pocket.
  11. Someone will want to buy your ticket. Refuse to sell it at all costs. 
  12. If your ticket changes date, do not be alarmed. 
  13. You might hear weird sounds down the aisle. 
  14. Never fall asleep with your head against the window.
  15. Always count the number of passengers in your carriage. If the number changes before a stop, leave immediately. 
  16. Passengers sometimes change faces.
  17. Always get off at your stop. Not doing so allows for the train to claim you. 
  18. Never ask when the next stop is.
  19. Remember rule 17. 
  20. Do not travel alone, it keeps you sane.
  21. Pixies are your friends, fairies are your foes. Do not trust either though.
  22. If you forget your luggage in the train, it is imperative you forget about it.
  23. Never let the train conductor see you with more than two rings on one hand.
  24. Jack is the good driver, Steve is alright, Martin will get you killed.
  25. Do not leave your seat if the train comes to an abrupt stop in the Middle of Nowhere.
  26. When going through tunnels, the sounds might scare you, but only be frightened once you feel their presence.
  27. Silence is okay. Too much silence is not. 
  28. Pay attention to the lights before getting off; if the lights flicker and dim, think twice about leaving. 
  29. Exit through the right door.
  30. Always thank the tracks for not taking you down the wrong path. 

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